One of my friends, a girl named Christie, told me about this cow living Ireland. It is barely larger than a medium dog. We persent: the Mini Cow! It was discovered in 1675 and because it was thought to be sacred, it was not hunted. The priests of Ireland fed them macaroni and cheese. The species nearly went extinct during the Cheese Shortage of 1714, but they survived by adapting to plain macaroni. We caught a few, but rent one quickly before they are out of stock! Rent one NOW!