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Buyers have to be over the age of 16 to rent a cow. We have the right to fine anyone who injures, starves, abuses or kills our cows.
Normal Cow
Price - $150 per week
A normal, plain, black and white cow. Gives 4 galleons of milk a week. Requires 1 barrel of hay a week. Very lovable and gentle. Likes being patted on its head and enjoys ice water. Rent Now!
A normal, plain, black and white cow. Gives 4 galleons of milk a week. Requires 1 barrel of hay a week. Very lovable and gentle. Likes being patted on its head and enjoys ice water. Rent Now!
Chocolate Cow
Price - $250 per week
A very rare cow that lives in the Andes Mountains of South America. Can carry up to 400 pounds. Gives 5 galleons of chocolate milk a week. Requires 1 cocoa bean a week and a barrel of hay. Loves mango juice. Scared of loud noises.
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A very rare cow that lives in the Andes Mountains of South America. Can carry up to 400 pounds. Gives 5 galleons of chocolate milk a week. Requires 1 cocoa bean a week and a barrel of hay. Loves mango juice. Scared of loud noises.
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Flying Cow
Price - $500 per week
Found in the prairies of Canada, this cow is rarely spotted because it can cruise to a height of 15 km. It can fly long distances and can go up to 90 kph. This cow is great for cheap air travel. Requires 3 barrels of hay a week. Sweet and lovable. Rent Now!
We are not responsible for injuries connected to falling off this cow or collisions with airplanes.
Found in the prairies of Canada, this cow is rarely spotted because it can cruise to a height of 15 km. It can fly long distances and can go up to 90 kph. This cow is great for cheap air travel. Requires 3 barrels of hay a week. Sweet and lovable. Rent Now!
We are not responsible for injuries connected to falling off this cow or collisions with airplanes.
Aquacow
Price - $350 per week
The Aquacow lives in the Mediterranean Sea, near Greece. It can swim faster than a dolphin and it is very gentle. Please make sure you own a pool before renting this cow. Good for sea travel. Requires 2 barrels of seaweed a week. Loves fresh salmon.
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We are not responsible if this cow drowns you. It is your fault. Dolphin not included.
The Aquacow lives in the Mediterranean Sea, near Greece. It can swim faster than a dolphin and it is very gentle. Please make sure you own a pool before renting this cow. Good for sea travel. Requires 2 barrels of seaweed a week. Loves fresh salmon.
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We are not responsible if this cow drowns you. It is your fault. Dolphin not included.
Supersonic Cow
Price - $500 per week
Found in the Swiss Alps, the Supersonic Cow can run at the speed of sound. It is very hard to catch. This cow is great if you want to get somewhere quick. It cannot cross water over 100 m wide. Requires 4 barrels of hay a week. Keep in a wide open area. Loves vanilla ice cream.
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Found in the Swiss Alps, the Supersonic Cow can run at the speed of sound. It is very hard to catch. This cow is great if you want to get somewhere quick. It cannot cross water over 100 m wide. Requires 4 barrels of hay a week. Keep in a wide open area. Loves vanilla ice cream.
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Fire Cow
Price - $375 per week
Found on the slopes of Mount Tambora in Indonesia, these cows have the power to breath fire if fed the right type of wood. These cows are great in the winter for keeping warm. Feed them 4 barrels of hay or two logs of oak a week.
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Do not slap this cow. It will scorch you. We are not responsible if it burns your house down.
Found on the slopes of Mount Tambora in Indonesia, these cows have the power to breath fire if fed the right type of wood. These cows are great in the winter for keeping warm. Feed them 4 barrels of hay or two logs of oak a week.
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Do not slap this cow. It will scorch you. We are not responsible if it burns your house down.
Mini Cow
Price - $75 per week
This very cute cow is only the size of a dog. It is very easy to take care of; it only requires 1 barrel of hay a week. It enjoys belly rubs and it is very loyal. Please keep them in a large pasture. It gives cream instead of milk.
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This very cute cow is only the size of a dog. It is very easy to take care of; it only requires 1 barrel of hay a week. It enjoys belly rubs and it is very loyal. Please keep them in a large pasture. It gives cream instead of milk.
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