One of my friends, a girl named Christie, told me about this cow living Ireland. It is barely larger than a medium dog. We persent: the Mini Cow! It was discovered in 1675 and because it was thought to be sacred, it was not hunted. The priests of Ireland fed them macaroni and cheese. The species nearly went extinct during the Cheese Shortage of 1714, but they survived by adapting to plain macaroni. We caught a few, but rent one quickly before they are out of stock! Rent one NOW!
Yesterday, my friend came back from Indonesia with a new species of cow. We present you...the Fire Cow! It lives on Mt. Tambora, Indonesia, a volcano. After eating a log of dried oak, it has the ability to breath fire. We added it to the cows page so you can now rent it! We also added the food it eats on the Food page. It currently costs $375 but we may change the price. Check it out! My friend was surfing the internet when he found an article about a rare species of cows living in Indonesia. After an examination of the articles, we found that it is probably legitimate. My friend bought plane tickets and he is going in search of this cow. We will reveal it name soon. The cow should be on sale (if we catch a few) by next week. I realize that I have made some spelling mistakes on this website. If you see one, then post it on this post"s comments. Don't just say I've made them, tell me where they are! Thank you. Also, you may have noticed that there is Funky Cow in our survey. It will be removed from sale permanently because it is not very popular and it hates having pictures taken. It may be on sale when we have some non-shy Funky Cows. We ask for your understanding. Today, on May 14, RentaCow.com had over 100 visits. This is a great improvement from the 1 visit on May 11 and the 83 visits on May 13. Thank you! |